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a. is still nicer than Rudy Giuliani
b. rides the subway to work most days (though it's not the A train, so big whoop)
c. has forgotten the definition of term limits

a. it's old and outdated and can't hold a candle to more modern stadiums
b. it's being replaced by Citi Field, being built right next door
c. it's cheaper to wreck it than to clean out the stench of the last 2 seasons

a. is looking pretty tired after spending nearly 8 years trying to run this country into the ground
b. is secretly planning to blame Cheney for everything the second he's no longer in office
c. will hold his breath until a bailout plan is passed in Congress