Here
at the Treetop
Lounge we take a totally biased and semi-informed view
on everything from pop culture to politics. The Treetop
Lounge is
for entertainment purposes only. Please don't take anything
you see here too seriously, because you should be trying to find the scariest costume imaginable to wear this Halloween.*
* And those Sarah Palin costumes are just flying off the rack, so act fast.
New this week:
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Wherein Tgreen discovers that even bad revamps of 80s "classics" need love too. Plus, another TV classic drops in to the Pop Life Theatre. |
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Wherein Tgreen finally remembers the only reason anyone ever comes to this site. |
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Wherein Tgreen goes all cranky old man over an entire decade, which is ironic since it was the last decade where he wasn't, in fact, a cranky old man. Plus, a word from our sponsor. |
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Wherein Tgreen moves from the beach to the subways, to find that four-letter word everyone associates with underground New York. No, not "rats." |
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Wherein Tgreen tries to use humor to hide the pain of yet another Mets collapse, all in convenient quiz form. |
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Wherein Tgreen, against
his better judgment, opens up this section of the site for new
content, then proceeds to not actually include any new content.
But that will change soon enough. You've been warned. |
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Wherein Tgreen uses the
Archives to dig up stuff best left buried, all in poorly-scanned
Xerox form. |
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Wherein Tgreen
tries to make a quick buck. Now with links to Amazon! |
A blast from the past! From the
January 16, 1998 Happy
Friday:
Tgreen's Top Ten Ways to Avoid Football Withdrawal:
10. Pat all your friends on the butt
9. Open all the windows, paint a team logo on your chest, drink a warm, flat beer, and cheer for the Roadrunner on the Cartoon Network
8. Make bets on the outcome of any TV movie on Lifetime
7. Buy a football videogame and spend the next 6 months trying to figure out how to spike the ball
6. When someone asks you to pass the salt, get down in a 3-point stance and toss it back between your legs
5. Watch 75 beer commercials, 50 car commercials, and 35 tool commercials
4. Pour a couple of gallons of Gatorade on your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc...
3. Refuse to do your household chores until your contract is renegotiated
2. Sack the paperboy
1. Invite a fat guy to come over and yap away about anything except what you're seeing on your TV
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"You could say, Look, is this guy, Laden, really the bad guy that's depicted?" |
GOP candidate John McCain, back in 1998, after al Qaeda bombed US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, showing off his keen grasp of foreign policy. |
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"Drop me off at the Crab Shack. I'm gonna buy another beer and prove to it I'm not a virgin..... By doing the label thing, not by sticking my weiner in it."
My Name Is Earl
NBC
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