Here
at the Treetop
Lounge we take a totally biased and semi-informed view
on everything from pop culture to politics. The Treetop
Lounge is
for entertainment purposes only. Please don't take anything
you see here too seriously because you've got 2 weeks of political conventions to pretend to care about and I know how much that can take out of you.*
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Unless you just wanna declare "Mission Accomplished' and just assume your candidate won.
New this week:
A blast from the past! From the
August 23, 2002 Happy
Friday:
Tgreen's Top Ten Signs You're Having A Bad Summer:
10. Win "Drunkest Cousin" award at family party without even realizing you're competing
9. Your gyro only has one sauce
8. Can testify about the length of the line at Kennedy Airport McDonald's at 5:30 AM, but not because you actually got to take a vacation someplace
7. Tried new Pepsi Blue and Dr. Pepper Red Fusion on same day
6. Only find repeats of "Arli$$" when you tune in to HBO
5. Car catches fire during 1:30 AM drive, but not in a cool "Die Hard" kind of way
4. Ex-boyfriend show up as police sketch during CNN "Breaking News" segment
3. You are, in fact, a Mets fan
2. Must try to sell full line of "Pluto Nash" merchandise
1. Get stuck reading the same vaguely familiar Top Ten list that's sent out more or less once a year
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"I think, eh, um, I'll have my staff get back to you on that." |
Presumptive GOP candidate John McCain, in response to a question about how many houses he owns, proving that maybe he's actually a true Republican after all.. |
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"Be careful with grandma - she's in heat."
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