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on everything from pop culture to politics. The Treetop
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for entertainment purposes only. Please don't take anything
you see here too seriously, because you should be watching every minute of every New York Rangers Stanley Cup playoff game instead.*
* Because even though I'm a fan, I know it's not like there's gonna be a whole lot of them.
New this week:
A blast from the past! From the
January 9, 1998 Happy
Friday:
Tgreen's Top Ten Unexpected Problems With Cloning Humans:
10. Duets featuring John Tesh and John Tesh
9. You'll get stuck on line at the tollbooth behind one idiot who doesn't
understand the EZ-Pass...plus 5 of her clones
8. The Jerry Springer Channel
7. Rocky IX
6. "Tonight on Must-See TV, The Single Guy's Clone!"
5. "Good Evening, this is Bryant Gumbel for CBS News"; "Good Evening, this
is Bryant Gumbel for NBC News"; "Good Evening, this is Bryant Gumbel for
ABC News"
4. Massive confusion at the checkout line on double-coupon days
3. "Tonight on MSG, the New York Ewings take on the Chicago Jordans..."
2. Two Top Ten Lists, two Happy Fridays, every week!
1. "Welcome to Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and Kathie Lee and Kathie Lee
and Kathie Lee..."
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"There's a great temptation for a new administration to find a problem and blame it on the predecessor. We did it. The Obama administration is not the first one to do that." |
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, modestly not taking credit for the multitude of problems the Bush administration left behind for Obama to blame them for. |
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"But everybody's equal! We don't see disabled people. Well, we see them, we just don't care about them. Well, We care about them, but we just don't treat them any differently. Though they do get their own parking."
Better Off Ted
ABC
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